True Statements of LIFE

Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving.
Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee...
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is alwaysright and the other is the husband!
I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried -but they Wanted cash...
A child's greatest period of growth is the month afteryou've purchased New school uniforms.
Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the on eyou cannot live without... but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it...
True friends stab you in the front
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job toothers.
They call our language the mother tongue because the fatherseldom gets to speak.