Some Good Quotes!

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
Experience is what a comb gives you after you lose your hair.
They say hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance.
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
I was born intelligent but EDUCATION ruined ME .
I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.
Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
Was it love at first sight or would you like to see me again !! .
Don't be so open-minded your brains fall out.
Girls are like internet domain names... the ones I like are already taken. Quit smoking! Take air pollution straight.